And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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