As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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