Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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