just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i love accidental penises.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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