I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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