I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Of course I have a pirate flag
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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