4 words: hood of his car
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
