So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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