Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize