Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
