I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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