im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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