Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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