are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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