If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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