There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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