You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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