Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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