He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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