Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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