I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just pee around me
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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