Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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