Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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