I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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