GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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