no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The uberlube is also flammable
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize