So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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