Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
