Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You made out with two different species that night
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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