doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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