Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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