Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
