Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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