yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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