i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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