that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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