Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Ladies don't puke and tell
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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