I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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