Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
where are you?
Hypothermia
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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