Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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