I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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