she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
