I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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