That's intense
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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