No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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