I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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