brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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