According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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