You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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