I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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