girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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