So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
