Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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