Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize