I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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